The Ash Tree: A purely hypotheitical reasoning...

8.24.2008

A purely hypotheitical reasoning...

uron says: (8:43:44 PM)
Hmm. =\ Honestly... Jim seemed to have a bit more... I dunno what to call it, unemotional response, than I would've suspected
Sarah says: (8:44:03 PM)
Honestly... I dunno.... HK mentioned that he found it kind of odd that he seemed kind of quiet
Auron says: (8:44:13 PM)
I know, I haven't seen him at all besides this convo, but that's just my PoV. Maybe he was trying to distance himself from the situation slightly
Sarah says: (8:44:30 PM)
he has a way of talking like a computer sometimes
Sarah says: (8:44:35 PM)
if you know what I mean
Sarah says: (8:44:48 PM)
matter-of-factly
Auron says: (8:44:54 PM)
Okay, Sarah, here's a hyptotheical thing: if I said I was a lesbian and I liked you more than the norm, what would your response be?
Auron says: (8:45:09 PM)
I think YOU might have a better emotional response, heh
Sarah says: (8:45:20 PM)
well... shall we try it? :P
Sarah says: (8:45:21 PM)
ask me
Sarah says: (8:45:25 PM)
>.>
Auron says: (8:45:28 PM)
NOT to be rude or anything, but he did seem... computer-like
Auron says: (8:45:32 PM)
Okay, then XD
Auron says: (8:45:35 PM)
*ahem*
Sarah says: (8:45:36 PM)
XD
Auron says: (8:45:49 PM)
[The following is of fictional events and will never happen in real life]
Auron says: (8:45:55 PM)
[...ever]
Sarah says: (8:46:02 PM)
(giggles)
Auron says: (8:46:04 PM)
Sarah... I have a confession to make
Sarah says: (8:46:09 PM)
Umm... okay
Sarah says: (8:46:11 PM)
what is it?
Auron says: (8:46:43 PM)
Well, actually, it's sorta embaressing, and believe me, I would totally understand if you think it's gross, I actually think it's... surprising, too, but...
Auron says: (8:46:50 PM)
Promise to keep an open mind, okay?
Auron says: (8:46:53 PM)
(*SNORT*)
Sarah says: (8:46:55 PM)
Uhhhh okay
Sarah says: (8:47:00 PM)
(I can't stop laughing)
Auron says: (8:47:03 PM)
Well...
Sarah says: (8:47:11 PM)
Yes?
Auron says: (8:47:14 PM)
UGH, this is frustrating
Sarah says: (8:48:01 PM)
what's frustrating?
Auron says: (8:48:01 PM)
I sort of figured this out a few days ago, and I'm realizing what a great friend you are, and how you're just so nice to everybody around you and stuff, and I really really admire that, seriously
Auron says: (8:48:24 PM)
And, well... I think I'm starting to, well... like you like you
Auron says: (8:48:33 PM)
I will TOTALLY understand if you don't feel the same way
Sarah says: (8:48:36 PM)
um...
Auron says: (8:48:37 PM)
(*pukes*)
Sarah says: (8:48:38 PM)
you LIKE me?
Auron says: (8:48:45 PM)
Yes :$:$
Sarah says: (8:48:55 PM)
(I think I'm gonna die)
Auron says: (8:49:19 PM)
I think I have, for awhile, but I could never really come out with it. I guess the first part is, y'know, admitting it to yourself
Auron says: (8:49:24 PM)
(*shudders*)
Auron says: (8:49:39 PM)
(sorries, but I've never RPed a Lesbian Abby before)
Auron says: (8:49:46 PM)
(:P)
Auron says: (8:49:57 PM)
And, well... I'll understand totally if you don't feel the same way
Auron says: (8:50:06 PM)
I hope I haven't scared you off...
Sarah says: (8:50:27 PM)
Abby.... I reallllly hope you don't kill me for this......
Sarah says: (8:50:28 PM)
but.....
Sarah says: (8:50:33 PM)
I sorta told HK what we're doing....
Sarah says: (8:50:41 PM)
HK says:
*dies and goes to Heaven, comes back, throws up and dies again*
Auron says: (8:50:46 PM)
LOL!!!!!
Auron says: (8:50:51 PM)
:$:$:$:$
Sarah says: (8:51:05 PM)
I'm laughing so hard right now I can't even think of anything to say, hahahaha
Sarah says: (8:51:28 PM)
*ahem*
Sarah says: (8:51:31 PM)
*composes self
Auron says: (8:51:32 PM)
SNORT
Auron says: (8:51:34 PM)
:P
Auron says: (8:52:02 PM)
(I'm trying REEEEAAAALLY hard to make gay Abby sound in-character, which is VERY VERY hard because I AIN'T GAY)
Sarah says: (8:52:15 PM)
okay can we try something different here?
Sarah says: (8:52:19 PM)
What if...
Auron says: (8:52:28 PM)
Sure! *is relieved*
Sarah says: (8:52:39 PM)
we merge this convo--I mean, add HK in, and I could pretend I like YOU and see how YOU react
Sarah says: (8:52:43 PM)
we must have an audience :P
Auron says: (8:52:49 PM)
Oh, sure!
Auron says: (8:52:50 PM)
XD
Sarah says: (8:52:53 PM)
hehe let's then
Sarah says: (8:52:54 PM)
XD
HK has been added to the conversation.

Sarah says: (8:53:18 PM)
Okay, we're gonna try something different here
Sarah says: (8:53:24 PM)
just to see how this works...
Auron says: (8:53:40 PM)
Thank God, I think I was gonna spontaniously combust from embaressment
Auron says: (8:53:41 PM)
:P
Auron says: (8:54:13 PM)
*ahem*
Sarah says: (8:54:17 PM)
(Okay I just told him in the private convo)
Sarah says: (8:54:19 PM)
Now....
Auron says: (8:54:21 PM)
kk :P
Sarah says: (8:54:34 PM)
Abby, there's something....
Sarah says: (8:54:37 PM)
I need to talk to you about
Sarah says: (8:54:47 PM)
It's important
Auron says: (8:54:50 PM)
Sure, what do you need?
Sarah says: (8:54:56 PM)
Ummm well....
Sarah says: (8:55:01 PM)
it's not that I really need anything....
Sarah says: (8:55:05 PM)
er, well.... maybe I do need something
Sarah says: (8:55:10 PM)
I just need to know how you feel about something
Auron says: (8:55:15 PM)
Alright, shoot ;)
Sarah says: (8:55:21 PM)
Well....
Sarah says: (8:55:25 PM)
gosh this is awkward, ummm....
Sarah says: (8:55:27 PM)
Abby....
Auron says: (8:55:39 PM)
DID YOU KILL TIGER???
Sarah says: (8:55:45 PM)
Um... no :P
Sarah says: (8:55:48 PM)
even though it's tempting
Auron says: (8:55:51 PM)
XD
Auron says: (8:55:55 PM)
Sorries, go on :P
Sarah says: (8:55:59 PM)
Well....
Sarah says: (8:56:05 PM)
I know you're a lot younger than me....
Sarah says: (8:56:10 PM)
if you dont' feel the same way I understand....
Sarah says: (8:56:12 PM)
but.....
Sarah says: (8:56:15 PM)
I thinnk....
Sarah says: (8:56:17 PM)
I like you
Sarah says: (8:56:21 PM)
I've liked you for a long time
Auron says: (8:56:29 PM)
Erm...
Sarah says: (8:56:31 PM)
really liked you
Auron says: (8:56:33 PM)
Wow
Auron says: (8:56:46 PM)
Um... I thought you liked Adam, y'know, and Jim
Sarah says: (8:56:54 PM)
Oh they're okay, but.....
Sarah says: (8:56:57 PM)
maybe I'd rather have a girl
Auron says: (8:57:10 PM)
Oh...
Auron says: (8:57:15 PM)
Um, well...
Auron says: (8:57:24 PM)
That's... slightly a relief, I think
Sarah says: (8:57:30 PM)
What do you mean?
Auron says: (8:57:34 PM)
I've been... thinking about it lately
Auron says: (8:57:45 PM)
And, well... maybe I like you too
Sarah says: (8:57:49 PM)
You do?
Sarah says: (8:57:53 PM)
Really?
Auron says: (8:58:10 PM)
Yeah... I just didn't wanna say it, because I thought you were into guys and stuff...
Auron says: (8:58:25 PM)
I mean, I am, too, it's just that... girls have a certain attraction to them, you know?
Sarah says: (8:58:38 PM)
Welll girls are prettier than guys. And.....
Auron says: (8:59:16 PM)
I know, heh :P

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NO, I am NOT lesbo, I am not bi. No offense to those who are, but this was purely fiction to help my best friend lighten up... *shudders*

posted by Ashton @ 9:02 PM

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